My Big Fat Bloated Holiday Eatings

This will be a recipe-sparse and photo-intense overview of some of the things I got to eat over the holidays. First, we can start with the Christmas birdie. I’d initially taken a giant pile of photos of the process of making this dead bird into a cooked bird, but at some point I apparently decided [...]

Thanksgiving in February! (AKA Adventures with Turkey and Sodium)

So there was this turkey. A Heavenly Hams turkey, to be precise. I got it via nefarious means, and it sat for awhile, lounging in my freezer and leering at me every time I went to get some ice cubes. You see, I’ve never made a whole turkey. The only sort of whole creatures I’ve [...]

The Lazy (wo)Man’s Turkey Sandwich

These are the dog days of summer. Or rather they’re the days of summer that are lacking dogs. It’s a bitter thing, really, the fact that in this modern day and age, there are still hot dog manufacturers that are producing packs of dogs that come in a quantity less then 8. I swear, I [...]