Best Thing Ever #4: Cookie Butter from Trader Joe’s

As awesome as living in Denver is, there are a few of life’s necessities that it lacks. I mean, if I woke up tomorrow and was all like “Hot dog! I’ma swing by Trader Joe’s then go take a dip in the ocean!” it’s just not gonna happen. Well, the ocean’s easy to fake – [...]

A Brief Overview of Chocolate Delicacies from Trader Joe’s

So yeah, Christmas. That holiday that happened almost a month ago? I’m still eating the chocolate fallout from it. (I still haven’t gotten around to taking down the decorations from it either, but that’s another matter entirely). So Drew and I had the fortune of acquiring a significant amount of chocolate that was from Trader [...]

Dairy and Cheese and Constipation, Oh My! (A Pizza Saga)

Nothing says “Hooray for springtime!” like a hearty dose of constipation. There are many efficient ways to achieve this stopped-up state of being, more then you’d rather me tell you about, in fact. So I shall simply stick to one of the most popular means of getting constipated. That being, of course, eating tasty pizza. [...]