Dairy and Cheese and Constipation, Oh My! (A Pizza Saga)

Nothing says “Hooray for springtime!” like a hearty dose of constipation. There are many efficient ways to achieve this stopped-up state of being, more then you’d rather me tell you about, in fact. So I shall simply stick to one of the most popular means of getting constipated. That being, of course, eating tasty pizza. [...]