Hot Dogs Are Awesome

Free hot dogs are even better. A few weeks back, we had the fortune to attend Arvada Trails Day, whereupon we walked around in two parks and saw various booths, got a free tote bag, shot a few animals in a hunting simulator, and saw some raptors (of the bird kind, not the dinosaur kind) [...]

Grilled Scallops and Fishes and Plants

I miss having grill access. See, it’s like this: if you’re never had grill access before, not having grill access is no big deal. You’re all like “Whoop de do, I could pull that off on my George Foreman anytime I want.” But then, you are gifted with the opportunity to use a real grill, [...]

Beefy burgers and tofu burgers from the grill, and why there’s nothing wrong with eating both

So I’m trying to enjoy this grill for as long as I can before a bunch of snow gets dumped on top of it. See, before I came out to Colorado I’d heard it was crazy dry here and that I’d need to bring multiple gallons of lotion with me just to keep my skin [...]

Grilled Chicken and Zucchini, Doused with Burninating

So I’ve been greatly enjoying this whole ‘grill’ thing. First off, all you do is turn a knob, and a fire appears! Yay! Which, uh, is pretty similar to a gas stove, I suppose. Then again, I’m pretty excited by gas stoves as well. Secondly, there is a certain magical aesthetic to eating food that [...]

Luscious Grilled Elk Fajitas

I have never eaten elk before. And there was this giant chunk of elk that was screaming “EAT ME EAT ME” over and over again until I could bear it no longer. I really just didn’t know what to do with elk, though. So fajitas it was! There were rumors on the internets that elk [...]