Achieving perfect sushi rolls at 8 in the morning

I’ve never made sushi at 8 in the morning until this past Wednesday happened. Drew promised people at his work I’d make sushi, and I knew making it the night before would make it dry and not nearly as appetizing by potluck time, so I decided to make it in the morning. This, of course, [...]

For lack of anything better, here’s a cat sniffing a sandwich

Call it “lack of ambition”, call it “I can’t wait to get off this computer and finish reading this super great book”, but rather then writing a lovingly lettered diatribe about the latest concoction I’ve botched, I will instead simply post a picture of a cat sniffing a sandwich. Her name is Velutha, and club [...]

Chocolate Pie++

The only thing better then chocolate is chocolate with chocolate. The only thing better then chocolate with chocolate is chocolate with chocolate and chocolate. The only thing better then chocolate with chocolate and chocolate is — Wait. This has the grand potential of becoming mindnumbing and repetitive. Or, as I prefer to say, repetetetitititive. It’s [...]

Drew’s Magical Salad

I actually have a really hard time making salads. The big problem is the dressing, I suppose. The store dressings I’d get never tasted as good as restaurant dressings. Also, I had a bad habit of buying ranch dressing and continuing to use it for long after the expiration date, whereupon it gets a weird [...]