Worst Cheese Platter Ever

Ever had one of those nights when you had some friends over, and you thought to yourself, “The only thing that would make this night better is some cheese!” This visionary moment then leads to the cobbling together of a cheese platter. This sort of thing is disastrous if your fridge looks anything like mine [...]

Me and my sandwich maker friend make all sorts of delicious fun!

If there’s any one thing that I love more then life itself, it would have to be cheese. Cheese is magical, especially melty cheese. However, despite how much I’d love to do so, one cannot simply melt a bunch of cheese in a vat and scoop it up with one’s paws to deposit into one’s [...]

Melty Cheese Crackers

It is a very dairy time of year. See, around this time of year, your wallet starts conspiring with your stomach. Your wallet is all like, “Boy, heating this home sure is expensive, wish I could get my owner to be warmer without wasting all this money!”, and your stomach is all like, “Boy do [...]

Leftover Mexican Food is Infinite

Seriously, it is. I never have leftovers last as long as Mexican food. Example #1: Chipotle. Mind you, it’s rather Americanized as Mexican food goes (*pretty* sure of this, at least), but it does not change the fact that it is delicious. This past Halloween, there was a glorious promotion whereupon if you wore tin [...]

French Bread Cheese Sandwich

So here’s a super fantastic way of making a delicious cheese sandwich: First, you must procure for yourself a nice skinny loaf of french bread. Luckily, these are not too expensive, especially if you get them half off when they’re a day old. That way, you can either save that money for something else, or [...]

Dragonfruit + Cheese Sandwich = Joy

Dragonfruits are a strange sort of fruit, one that I’ve only discovered recently. While here in the US their price hangs around $4 a pop, they’re at a much more reasonable 50 cents to a buck in Mexico, so of course I had to get one. In any case, they’re tasty. It’s like a kiwi [...]

Cheese Pasta, Hidden Chickens, and Bonus Cheese

I have plates with chickens on them. In the particular instance of this post, I’d say they’re more like Schroedinger’s chickens, as they are shrouded in a veil of pasta, putting their mere existence into question, Delicious pasta, I might add. I might also add that you are completely at my mercy regarding this whole [...]

Pasta with basil

It’s kinda rare for me to get decent closeup shots. Generally, I think my camera is bitter towards me. See, I used to have a different digital camera before my current one. I really liked it, I even hand-made it a camera case and everything. Then someone broke into my apartment and stole it (among [...]

Glamorous Pasta

My pasta is totally blinged out, yo. You see, when you really get down to the nitty gritty, there’s just something about a lens flare that makes life worth living. See, these shells and cheese are so glamorous, you can barely tell what they are! Actually, Pasta Roni shells and cheese is a glorious thing. [...]

Improv Pasta with Cheese

Cheese is a beautiful thing. Pasta is an excellent vehicle for aiding in the transport of cheese from container to mouth. Thusly, we have pasta and cheese. It should be noted that I desperately avoid the more traditional macaroni and cheese. And by ‘traditional’, I mean ‘elbow macaroni’. I care not that all those 2834792374 [...]