Chicken & Dumplings for Easter!

So yeah, Happy Easter/Passover/Pagan Renewal/Zombie Jesus/Etc. day! As for exciting holidays, I’m pretty stoked about Discount Chocolate Monday, and am looking forward to claiming many Reeses eggs as my own. We didn’t hit up any relatives today, so I totally made what is essentially the laziest possible meal that one could make that still looks [...]

One Breakfast Sandwich To Rule Them All

I haven’t posted in an embarrassingly long time. I blame the attack of the entirely too short vacation. Time to celebrate vacation’s end, and 4/20 apparently, with a breakfast sandwich! To clear matters up, I am not traditionally a consumer of breakfast sandwiches. This is because I am extraordinarily picky about eggs. Eating egg in [...]

Cheese and Potato Knishes Made With Bisquick

Once upon a time, many moons ago, I tried to make knishes. Potato and cheese filled knishes, if I remember correctly (a true comfort food if there ever was one). Now, my dough skills aren’t quite at the point I’d even call a “skill”. It’s more like I have dough unskills. And with that first [...]

It’s A Great Day For Blueberries

The sort of fruits I choose to buy are sometimes rather dependent on the price tag. For example, I have lately been buying near-excessive quantities of blueberries, because it’s hard to say “no” to $2.00 per container. There are near-infinite possibilities regarding what one can do with blueberries, so I’ll cover a few here that [...]

Bisquick Sausages!

Happy November! Here’s some sausages to warm the soul! I was going for the hot dog look, but ended up with the “Sausages reclining on delicious beanbags” look. Tasted rather good, in any case, especially when coupled with some maple syrup. Has breakfast ever been so joyful as this? Coupled with salad and some fluid-holdin’ [...]

Bisquick, Russian Dolls, and Joy

I am a big fan of food that is stuffed inside other food. I like to think of it as the Russian Doll model of cooking/eating. Truly a beautiful thing, it is. And has the potential to truly be a complicated thing, as my previous experience with attempting empanadas has shown. And thusly, I attempt [...]

I Love a Good Dose of Bisquick

I believe that bisquick is best taken through the nose. It’s not quite pure enough for mainlining it, and smoking bisquick would be absolutely ludicrous. This is why my preferred method of ingesting a good dose of bisquick is to snort it. Snorting bisquick is an art, really, meant more of a bisquick aficionado and [...]