When Potatoes Go Bad

So, remember when not too long ago, I was complaining about having entirely too many potatoes due to my inability to not buy incredibly cheap food? Well, the potatoes have risen up. I was in the process of chopping up the almost-dead potatoes when I got the brilliant idea to make this little guy. I [...]

Mexican and Pho!

I have been exceedingly bad about posting lately. I’ve had a case of the Mondays for a little over a week now, I suppose. Well, no more! Lots of exciting food has passed my way recently, most of which I ate while not having a camera on the near vicinity, alas. Here’s a rundown: I [...]

Melty Cheese Crackers

It is a very dairy time of year. See, around this time of year, your wallet starts conspiring with your stomach. Your wallet is all like, “Boy, heating this home sure is expensive, wish I could get my owner to be warmer without wasting all this money!”, and your stomach is all like, “Boy do [...]

Dragonfruit + Cheese Sandwich = Joy

Dragonfruits are a strange sort of fruit, one that I’ve only discovered recently. While here in the US their price hangs around $4 a pop, they’re at a much more reasonable 50 cents to a buck in Mexico, so of course I had to get one. In any case, they’re tasty. It’s like a kiwi [...]

Happy Salami Day

Just a quick note, to wish folks a Happy Salami Day. No picture today, as I am short on time and long on plans. I’ll be in Cancun for the next week, where I look forward to, among other things, eating some delicious food that other people will make for me. Ah, vacation. What this [...]

Make your own Plush Salami!

For those trapped under unfortunately large and bulbous rocks, I should let you know that this coming Sunday is Salami Day. I hope that everyone is preparing to gorge upon vast quantities of meat tubes, as I know I certainly am! In any case, an excellent way of getting into the meat holiday spirit would [...]

It’s Peanut Butter (err..) Crunchy Time!

The highlight of my life is going to the grocery store at 9ish in the morning. It’s a glorious thing, really. See, first of all, I’m a sucker for free samples. If you go at Regular People time (generally in the 5:30-9:00pm realm), these babies are long gone. Or all that’s left are paltry crumbs. [...]

What the Worlds Eats

This post contains no bad photography, so sorry to disappoint. However, I had to post a link to this rather interesting piece on what different people in the world eat and how much it costs them: What the World Eats

Yellow Orange Watermelon and Ginger Salmon, Oh My!

For the first time ever in my puny mortal existence, I grew something worth eating. I’ve got a splendid patch of watermelon that has conquered most of my backyard. Considering the size of my backyard, this actually says very little. However, there are actual watermelons growing on said sprawling plant behemoth. Many of them are [...]

I Love a Good Dose of Bisquick

I believe that bisquick is best taken through the nose. It’s not quite pure enough for mainlining it, and smoking bisquick would be absolutely ludicrous. This is why my preferred method of ingesting a good dose of bisquick is to snort it. Snorting bisquick is an art, really, meant more of a bisquick aficionado and [...]

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