Make your own Plush Salami!

For those trapped under unfortunately large and bulbous rocks, I should let you know that this coming Sunday is Salami Day. I hope that everyone is preparing to gorge upon vast quantities of meat tubes, as I know I certainly am! In any case, an excellent way of getting into the meat holiday spirit would [...]

Curry Rice

There seems to be a prevailing theory that, in order to eat well in this country, you have to have a load of money to spend on groceries. I, respectfully, believe this to be a load of bull. This theory leaves out the important phrase ‘with minimal effort’. Indeed, a nausea-inducing Banquet frozen meal will [...]