Chocolate Pie++

Posted on: July 1, 2008

The only thing better then chocolate is chocolate with chocolate. The only thing better then chocolate with chocolate is chocolate with chocolate and chocolate. The only thing better then chocolate with chocolate and chocolate is — Wait. This has the grand potential of becoming mindnumbing and repetitive. Or, as I prefer to say, repetetetitititive. It’s a word much more expressive of it’s real meaning. Kind of like how monotony should be pronounced with the same emphasis on each syllable.

So, if we assume that, instead of logic and numbers, the world was actually comprised of stomachs and chocolate, then this would totally be functional:

$chocolate = chocolate; //This is totally a number. The chocolate number!
$moarchocolate = $chocolate;

for ($i = 1; $i <= stomachBloat(); $i++){
	$moarchocolate++;
	print 'The only thing better then ' . $chocolate . ' is '
. $moarchocolate . '.';
	$chocolate++;
}

This is the sort of bad php that most people have a hard time stomaching, but I find it quite appetizing! And to those whose brains have yet to fall out, I give thee this:

pudding pie

This is about 4 iterations or so into that aforementioned chocolate loop. Chocolate pie crust, plus chocolate pudding, plus chocolate whipped cream, plus chocolate ice cream (containing chocolate brownie chunks), topped with chocolate sauce. Thank Drew for this baby. Quite delightful, indeed!

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Comments

4 Responses to “Chocolate Pie++”

  1. http://luguvalium.livejournal.com/
    July 1st, 2008 @ 12:54 pm
  2. ptocheia
    July 1st, 2008 @ 1:51 pm

    On a similar note to that, Drew and I have a die somewhere where we wrote the names of restaurants on sides of it, to roll on nights when we’re feeling indecisive!

  3. Kim
    July 6th, 2008 @ 6:19 pm

    Hey, I recognize that plate! The pie looks good, too!!!

  4. ptocheia
    July 7th, 2008 @ 3:09 am

    Yay, thanks!

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